mya22

Montreal was fun this weekend. The customs people are getting more interesting each time I go up there to visit. This time, on the way there, the woman said to me "I see you have extensive jewelry. Do you have anything wtih spikes?" haha Now, all I had was plugs in my ears and my collar on. Apparently that is EXTENSIVE. And I told her I had no spikes even though I have them in my nipples - but c'mon, what am i gonna do?? Stab someone with my nipple spikes?! Then, on the way home I told the guy I was coming from Montreal and going to Syracuse. He asked "Do your parents live there?" WTF?! Who cares if my parents live there?? I'm 22 years old! And he should've seen that from my passport! Fucking weirdo!

Also, Canadian drivers are horrible (no offense to my Canadian friends). But they're all horrible in different ways.
1. Ontario drivers are decent drivers, but they are complete assholes on the road
2. Quebec drivers are nice to you, but 90% of them fucking SUCK at actually driving.
I was almost run off the road by a Quebec semi - seriously, I was driving ON the shoulder cuz he was merging into me without indicators while he was passing me - so it's not like he didn't see me there. FUCKER!!
I'm not sure about drivers in other areas in Canada. If you know, let me know.

Tonight I get to watch the L-Word. Which means I get lesbian drama without actually being a part of it. Always a good thing.

New fact about me: I love being on top during sex - just found that out this weekend.