4 days until geneticworld gets here!! 
Last night I didn't get to go out to dinner or see my movie!
I had to pick up someone at the airport cuz I had her keys in my car from when I dropped her off at the airport 2 weeks ago. Grrr... There was a blizzard and it took me awhile to brush off my car, and then the snow kept falling so fast I couldn't even keep it off my car for more than 3 minutes. 
But, the trusty Subaru made it to the airport in the blizzard like the good little car she is. 
To make things worse, my friend's white toy poodle (who had been on the plane with her) shit ALL OVER the inside of her carrier and then rolled in it!!! 
So there was a stinky shitty dog in my car the whole ride back to her apartment. I drove with the window down - it didn't smell nice! Okay, and THEN... I know, you think it can't get any worse, aren't you??.... we get to her place and the fucking elevator is broken!! She has two huge bags with BOOKS in them because she's been studying for 2 weeks away from home. So she wants to pay her maintainance guy $10 to have him carry the bags up for us. I told her no, that was mean to make him do it. We're strong - we can do it!! So we truck through the blizzard to get up one story because there's a ramp and her bags roll. But then the next floor we gotta take stairs and I can barely lift this fucking bag. It took me like 10 minutes to go one flight of stairs, but I finally did it. We shoveled the sidewalks all nice for the people who live near her cuz the rolling bags pulled all the snow with them - it was wonderful. So THEN I finally got to go home. Tired and sore, but home. 
So I spend my evening chatting and eating and then I get tired so I go to bed at around midnight. I know, I'm a wimp.
45 minutes ago, at fucking 6 AM!!... I wake up realizing that my head is getting wet. And I'm very confused. 
First I was confused because my cat, Eli, had been sleeping on my pillow all night with me and I wasn't sure why my head was wet instead of furry. Then, after I realized that he had left, I thought maybe I drooled a lot and was laying in a puddle of my own drool. WRONG! I turn on the light cuz at this point I'm stumped, and I look up to the celing and there is this HUGE bubble hanging down from my ceiling, with water dripping out of it, right into my bed!!! 
WTF?!$@#*&!!? Like, it seriously looks like my ceiling is going to give birth any second - and we all know my feelings on babies: NO BABIES ALLOWED!! So I quickly get up and move my bed and get a bucket to put under it and then email my landlord. Then I took pictures of it! hehe And sent them to her via email saying "Yo, help me, wtf?!" haha Meanwhile, this bobule is still going and just happens to be right where Cereal_Killer's bedroom is - right above mine!! C_K - wtf is going on up there?! I guess someone is going to come look at it this morning at some point, but my sleep was RUDELY disturbed and now I can't sleep in there because I just hear water dripping. I'm just really happy it was in the bedroom and not my study because I have thousands of dollars worth of computer equipment and books in here and I would KILL if they got ruined - even though I have insurance. Some of my books are unable to be replaced.
That's all the excitement for now. I'm going to a Super Bowl party tonight, but not for the Super Bowl - for the food and drinky drinks. I've decided that I'm cheering for the Panthers because panthers are kitties! hehe
UPDATE:
OMFG!!?!#%%*$^ Another COCKROACH!!!! I just saw it running and it ran right under my front door and into the hall! Where do I live?! 
Okay, so there are people here fixing things now... this one guy said that the big leaky boob on my ceiling is from all the snow and ice on the roof (even though I live on the first floor) - there's a little overhang thingy right outside my bedroom that is level with my ceiling, so apparently that's it. Now there are people here cleaning off the roof. However, the leaky tit is still hanging from my ceiling.
btw - if you wanna see the leaking boob ceiling, check my pics.
Last night I didn't get to go out to dinner or see my movie!
I had to pick up someone at the airport cuz I had her keys in my car from when I dropped her off at the airport 2 weeks ago. Grrr... There was a blizzard and it took me awhile to brush off my car, and then the snow kept falling so fast I couldn't even keep it off my car for more than 3 minutes. But, the trusty Subaru made it to the airport in the blizzard like the good little car she is. To make things worse, my friend's white toy poodle (who had been on the plane with her) shit ALL OVER the inside of her carrier and then rolled in it!!! So there was a stinky shitty dog in my car the whole ride back to her apartment. I drove with the window down - it didn't smell nice! Okay, and THEN... I know, you think it can't get any worse, aren't you??.... we get to her place and the fucking elevator is broken!! She has two huge bags with BOOKS in them because she's been studying for 2 weeks away from home. So she wants to pay her maintainance guy $10 to have him carry the bags up for us. I told her no, that was mean to make him do it. We're strong - we can do it!! So we truck through the blizzard to get up one story because there's a ramp and her bags roll. But then the next floor we gotta take stairs and I can barely lift this fucking bag. It took me like 10 minutes to go one flight of stairs, but I finally did it. We shoveled the sidewalks all nice for the people who live near her cuz the rolling bags pulled all the snow with them - it was wonderful. So THEN I finally got to go home. Tired and sore, but home.
So I spend my evening chatting and eating and then I get tired so I go to bed at around midnight. I know, I'm a wimp.
45 minutes ago, at fucking 6 AM!!... I wake up realizing that my head is getting wet. And I'm very confused. First I was confused because my cat, Eli, had been sleeping on my pillow all night with me and I wasn't sure why my head was wet instead of furry. Then, after I realized that he had left, I thought maybe I drooled a lot and was laying in a puddle of my own drool. WRONG! I turn on the light cuz at this point I'm stumped, and I look up to the celing and there is this HUGE bubble hanging down from my ceiling, with water dripping out of it, right into my bed!!! WTF?!$@#*&!!? Like, it seriously looks like my ceiling is going to give birth any second - and we all know my feelings on babies: NO BABIES ALLOWED!! So I quickly get up and move my bed and get a bucket to put under it and then email my landlord. Then I took pictures of it! hehe And sent them to her via email saying "Yo, help me, wtf?!" haha Meanwhile, this bobule is still going and just happens to be right where Cereal_Killer's bedroom is - right above mine!! C_K - wtf is going on up there?! I guess someone is going to come look at it this morning at some point, but my sleep was RUDELY disturbed and now I can't sleep in there because I just hear water dripping. I'm just really happy it was in the bedroom and not my study because I have thousands of dollars worth of computer equipment and books in here and I would KILL if they got ruined - even though I have insurance. Some of my books are unable to be replaced.
That's all the excitement for now. I'm going to a Super Bowl party tonight, but not for the Super Bowl - for the food and drinky drinks.
I've decided that I'm cheering for the Panthers because panthers are kitties! hehe
UPDATE:
OMFG!!?!#%%*$^ Another COCKROACH!!!! I just saw it running and it ran right under my front door and into the hall!
Where do I live?!
Okay, so there are people here fixing things now... this one guy said that the big leaky boob on my ceiling is from all the snow and ice on the roof (even though I live on the first floor) - there's a little overhang thingy right outside my bedroom that is level with my ceiling, so apparently that's it. Now there are people here cleaning off the roof. However, the leaky tit is still hanging from my ceiling.
btw - if you wanna see the leaking boob ceiling, check my pics.
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trilobyte:
Oh, that's nothing, you should consider yourself lucky. I've seen larger, and I've seen what happens when they come crashing in, ugh. Water leaked down on the insides of the house, and formed a puddle there. In your case, the latex paint on the ceiling started to sag, making your bubble-tit lol...
racer_x:
Nice tit ceiling!.....yay Ducati ! 