Will someone please tell my head to shut the fuck up and deal with things? Thanks.
Actually, a nice cane or some other version of pain would be great right now. I literally need to be spanked/whipped/caned/whatever back into "reality". So umm... yeah. I'm going to find a way to console myself without being punished for it later.

Actually, a nice cane or some other version of pain would be great right now. I literally need to be spanked/whipped/caned/whatever back into "reality". So umm... yeah. I'm going to find a way to console myself without being punished for it later.

fenris23:
wooden spoon to the inner wrist. It is sharp and focuses the attention, you can do it yourself, and it doesn't USUALLY cause damage.
saruman:
Actually, it's a bit awkward, but by holding the spoon the "wrong way" and twisting the wrist, it is possible to self-spank one's ass with reasonnably good result but withhout much strength so a small striking surface is important for good results.