OK so the reasons I no longer drink liquor are as follows:

I blackout too often, I turned from funny drunk to beligerent guy last night, and almost got in a fight with my brother who was just trying to help my drunk ass, fell cut my hand and bruised my elbow.

funny side point I guess my drunk ass very loudly asked this girl if she was going home with the guy she was with by saying "You're not going home with him are you?"