mwillis

Oh what good convos i have with my mama.. lol



Mom & Steve Grill: i don't look at my poop.
Michael Willis: weird
Michael Willis: i do
Mom & Steve Grill: it's you that's weird
Mom & Steve Grill: do you smell your asparagus pee also?
Michael Willis: yes!!!
Michael Willis: i literally just laughed out loud
Mom & Steve Grill: wacko!

Merry early Christmas!

Oh man I am so damn hungover....


Last night was fun... girls are scandolous.. my buddy Jay pulls this girl in and gets her number as she procedes to tell him she wants to suck his dick..... her bf walks up and stands there...lol Jay laughed hugged her and walked away......

<------you girls are scandolous

i need to fuck.... any takers?

It is sooooo hard having my gf live in another state... especially since i am hornier than the average guy and prolly hornier than the above average guy...


oh me oh my.

i am proud of myself tho... i have been so faithful its ridiculous....

arent you kiddies proud........