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dogscratch, WA

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Monday Mar 01, 2004

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Went to Snoqualime falls with Jen-nay yesterday. Fun. I immediatly went to work regressing to the age of 8. I HAD to cross the river and spy the falls from the right hand side. I was doing quite well ninjaing my way accross, that is until the last 3 bolders. The second to last was my nemisis for the day. I got one foot wet earlier and thought awww dang. I'll tought it out. That is until my mighty flea legs failed me to fully cross the river in a complete dry state. Becoming engulfed up to my abdomineable muscles and in the same tenth of a second thinking get the fuck out before everone notices AND freezing my fucking toes,ass, nuts, bellybutton off I was able to (thanks adrenal gland) do somekind of super upperbody movement that got me out of the water. Even before I knew it I was out and acting like it never happened. So I went I saw and experienced some of the most teflon coated rocks in mi loco vida.
After I dispatched the ring to rule all rings, I was making my way back over the river. Wow, that was nifty how the turrain chaned uppon my return. I felt like that army commercial. So I fanagled my way back accross-not an easy task. Uppon my landing on the other side I was welcomed by a round of applause-quite unexpected. I was asked if I had done that before. I said yes, but at other locals. I dont think they noticed I was half soaked. So I played it cool and went and found Jen-nay, to recieve my scolding. She is soooooooo sweet. Why? She doesnt stay peeved long. Yup. Gots ta have a strong woman to put up with my...shananagins.

After that we went back to the shire and put things back in order, went to some chinoraunt, then home and a movie.

Sooooooo. How the hell you doin?
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tired from even reading that mini epic!
Mar 2, 2004

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