i added new super cool pictures.
i cut my hair. again.
im going to SG burlesque show tomorrow and i cant wait.
i saw pig destroyer last night and it was great because i went with matt and a bunch of other people who i just met and noone knew it was my birthday and it was awesome because i hate birthdays. and i got trashed.
i had a dream that it was halloween and this girl i hated from high school stole the last satin corset from the magical costume closet and i didnt have anything to wear but then i decide to be a frat boy who got THE RAGE like in 28 days later and i wore jeans and a blazer and a tshirt with some random greek letters stenciled on it and i had blood all over and red contacts and i twitched and foamed at the mouth and scared the bitch from high school and got blood all over her goddamned corset.
so there. happy fucking birthday to me.
and sorry if i left comments on peoples journals that might have seemed rude. i never mean to be malicious.
disclaimer: i have a dry sense of humour. deal with it.
love,
i cut my hair. again.
im going to SG burlesque show tomorrow and i cant wait.
i saw pig destroyer last night and it was great because i went with matt and a bunch of other people who i just met and noone knew it was my birthday and it was awesome because i hate birthdays. and i got trashed.
i had a dream that it was halloween and this girl i hated from high school stole the last satin corset from the magical costume closet and i didnt have anything to wear but then i decide to be a frat boy who got THE RAGE like in 28 days later and i wore jeans and a blazer and a tshirt with some random greek letters stenciled on it and i had blood all over and red contacts and i twitched and foamed at the mouth and scared the bitch from high school and got blood all over her goddamned corset.
so there. happy fucking birthday to me.
and sorry if i left comments on peoples journals that might have seemed rude. i never mean to be malicious.
disclaimer: i have a dry sense of humour. deal with it.
love,
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I even brought baked tofu for your birthday.
(yeah, but now you'll never know if I'm lying about that last)
but I'm thinking of putting a klingon saying there instad.
:tuffy: