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Thursday Oct 06, 2005

Oct 6, 2005
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crazy dreams last night.
i dreamt i was @ SGHQ. in my dream it was behind a dirty old Pizza Hut and i was cutting through the back because i was trying to get home fast. there was this party going on and i was all 'wow. this looks like a lot of people from SG.' so i went into the house and Missy and Sean were sitting at the table over a laptop talking about something or other. i just kept on walking right out the front door because i was trespassing. there was this group of 14 year olds jumping up and down demanding to be Suicide Girls. a Suicide Girl (i can't remember her name) was in a lab coast and nerd glasses explaining to them why they'd have to wait. i was in such a hurry to get out of there that i didn't close the gate. some bitch starts telling me off for it and i bitch slap her. she runs after me and i was all 'i'm 5 months pregnant, bitch. want to go to jail?' so she got all pissy and starts kicking her boyfriend who was laying on the floor. i booked it out of there. and then i realized that i had Missy's keys in my pocket (yeah, i don't know how that happend) so i ran back and gave them to the SG in the labcoat. she was ultra sweet and wanted me to stay and eat diner. i smiled and then ran.

*sigh*
in other news, pasta is good.


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