mutantbaby1

Ok, so I saw the TOTAL RECALL remake last night. It was ok, but Colin Ferrell is no Shwarzeneggar. About the only thing that would garner a PG-13 rating was the girl with 3 boobs. It seems the the whole thing was an homage to the original. They took out the whole Mars element and had some lame political plot. Not to spoil it but in 2084 Earth has been ravaged by war and only 2 continents exist. The United British Nations or some shit and The Colony which is in Australia. Workers have to travel on this giant elevator dubbed "The Fall" that travels past the earth's core. Cohaggen wants to control the Colony with his synthetic police. Visually stunning. great special FX, but the story lacked. They should have just kept the Mars sub-plot. Kate Beckinsale is both Lori (Doug's wife) and Ritcher (Micheal Ironside's character from the original) and Jessica Biel as Melina. Which gets confusing when they fight since they're BOTH brunettes! What I loved about this movie was the fight scene in the elevator (a more conventional one not The Fall) It was ok, but the original is WAY better! also NO FUCKING KUATO!!!!