

i saw cabin fever on saturday. finally, a real horror movie with great and wonderful gore. i was laughing throughout the film not because the film had any humor but hearing the people in the audience cringe and scream made me feel good. what did i learn from this film, well, i learned that squrirels are gay, i should never drink water again, and that it's a good idea to be around hot chicks before imminent death. this movie was fun i have no complaints and no regrets.

you will miss me when i burn.



poltergeist was not a success less than half the theatre was filled and hardly anyone came back to buy anything from the concessions stand. i was too busy getting drunk anyhow. as i started playing carl perkins on the cd everyone gave me that "why did you put this cd on, it sucks?" look. whatever, carl perkins is way way cooler than elvis.
today i posted up flyers for the midnight series in berkeley. it was hotter than a muthafucka out there today.

did i meantion that ween is this friday?









