must_stache

Folgers instant weirdness

Got a call from a girl I used to casually date a while ago. She is moving out of the state and I can't say I was sad to see her go, there is always a reason why you stop dating people, otherwise you'd be married to em, I suppose.
She asked me if I still had the can of folgers instant crystals she had bought and left at my apartment. I said "What?"
She repeated and all I could do was take a second to let this sink in.
Did I have the can of Folgers instant crystals? I guess so, but huh?
She asked when she could come by and pick them up. It would have to be before Sunday as she was moving that day.
So I told her she could come by this afternoon as this is the only time I would have free before she left.
So she got on a train and traveled 40 minutes to come to my apartment.
She came in and showed me how she had just shaved most of her hair, into a sort of fake mohawk. I asked her if she wanted to take her coat off, but she said "no, she had to leave."
So I got her can of folgers instant crystals from above my fridge and gave it to her, she wished me luck and left.
Now I was there when she bought the folgers instant crystals. There was no hidden money in it, no stash of drugs and no treasure map stored inside. It was simply a can of folgers instant crystals.
I would write more about it, but I have to go to the grocery store and pick up some folgers instant crytals because it must be some tatsy shit.

-SB