my new tiny little phone is designed to do everything except wipe my ass.....
actually, it might do that....but I may not have gotten to that chapter yet in my manual.
I cant figure out how to use my fucking phone......
my phone rings and Im diving for my manual on how to answer it.
DO you know theres a section in the manual on...
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actually, it might do that....but I may not have gotten to that chapter yet in my manual.
I cant figure out how to use my fucking phone......
my phone rings and Im diving for my manual on how to answer it.
DO you know theres a section in the manual on...
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lotus88:
you'll get it....have a good day!!! lovie 
caligula_odm:
hey muse! sexy pic...nice. cant wait to shoot your first set. 
I recieved my new phone in the mail today......Its a pretty little sleek thing...and tonight I will take it out and use the camera mode to snap pictures of me getting tipsy.
and with that said...i am pretty much speachless and profoundly aroused after reading wuhee88 journal.......
so Im going to work off some of this energy on my bike and then hit the shower...
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and with that said...i am pretty much speachless and profoundly aroused after reading wuhee88 journal.......
so Im going to work off some of this energy on my bike and then hit the shower...
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lotus88:
well thank you i am glad that you are well that you are happy with what i have for you......lol....have fun getting that boy!! ( over 18 of course)
drinks at the tea house?
luvie
amber
well thank you i am glad that you are well that you are happy with what i have for you......lol....have fun getting that boy!! ( over 18 of course)
drinks at the tea house?
luvie
amber
greathands:
You are right about your friends article... OMG... what a story.... Hope you have a great night.... Happy Saturday...
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thetotalm:
i loved that video..that really made my day and its after ten so i needed that nice little nreath of fresh air. I hope your feeling better now..if not you know where to find me.
lotus88:
***
Sweat drips in Summer
I desire her sweet loins
My tongue dances deep
***
My fingers slide in
A moan escapes from her lips
Tender is her scream
***
Slowly I lick her
Tasting her sweet ripe juices
Her hips buck wild
***
She moans out my name
Hands grip the back of my head
She arches her back
***
Her body shivers
Quakes of pleasure ride her soul
Her body is free
***
She giggles a bit
Exhaustion begins to set
Her smile touches me
***
I press against her
I penetrate her yoni
She gasps at my size
***
She and I are joined
Fulfilling a private dance
We have become one
***
Many times that night
We give each other pleasure
Our love is the sea
***
Finally the end
I ask her what she's thinking
Eyes look to heaven
***
Quietly she speaks
"Beige. The ceiling should be beige."
What a fucking bitch
***
that was not directed at you i just thought you would like it....altho i can see you always thinking about work...so hope your day is better ciao love
Sweat drips in Summer
I desire her sweet loins
My tongue dances deep
***
My fingers slide in
A moan escapes from her lips
Tender is her scream
***
Slowly I lick her
Tasting her sweet ripe juices
Her hips buck wild
***
She moans out my name
Hands grip the back of my head
She arches her back
***
Her body shivers
Quakes of pleasure ride her soul
Her body is free
***
She giggles a bit
Exhaustion begins to set
Her smile touches me
***
I press against her
I penetrate her yoni
She gasps at my size
***
She and I are joined
Fulfilling a private dance
We have become one
***
Many times that night
We give each other pleasure
Our love is the sea
***
Finally the end
I ask her what she's thinking
Eyes look to heaven
***
Quietly she speaks
"Beige. The ceiling should be beige."
What a fucking bitch
***
that was not directed at you i just thought you would like it....altho i can see you always thinking about work...so hope your day is better ciao love
we're doing a roof next week, and everyone is wearing a harness BUT me....because I dont own one.... 
and they are about 300 bucks.....
damnit.
If you happen to be driving around in Providence and you look up and see a roofer with a bed sheet tried around her waist...with the other end tied to a chimmeny.....
yeah.....that'll be me.
Maybe I can convince Todd...
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and they are about 300 bucks.....
damnit.
If you happen to be driving around in Providence and you look up and see a roofer with a bed sheet tried around her waist...with the other end tied to a chimmeny.....
yeah.....that'll be me.
Maybe I can convince Todd...
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fenway:
careful doll! I Havent even had the pleasure of meeting you yet. my boy's father does roofing for a living. tough work.
Lisa
Lisa
caligula_odm:
naughty girl.
I havnt had a cell phone in a while....I gave mine to Todd when he smashed his on my house.
And alothough Ive enjoyed the silence, I had to fold today and buy one online. I just ordered a picture phone from Verison.....fuck nextel....I'll never use them again. I wish I knew other verison users because I would send them crazy pics back and forth....
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And alothough Ive enjoyed the silence, I had to fold today and buy one online. I just ordered a picture phone from Verison.....fuck nextel....I'll never use them again. I wish I knew other verison users because I would send them crazy pics back and forth....
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railh:
i have verizon......
greathands:
Wow, sound like an interesting night... I have cingular, had verizon and changed, I like cingulars service better. I had heard in the past that there services was not that good, but since they merged it has been great...
Jeff
Jeff
someone I know....doesnt care about my feelings. And it really hurts.
and with that said....Im going to go pick up my mug that I painted at the Clayground.....its glazed and ready to take home....
maybe I'll smash it off that persons head?
nawwww.....I dont wanna break my mug.
and with that said....Im going to go pick up my mug that I painted at the Clayground.....its glazed and ready to take home....
maybe I'll smash it off that persons head?
nawwww.....I dont wanna break my mug.
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shera:
when i am out and about i drip dry
caligula_odm:
the filthy animals i work with were sick. you know, three guys in a truck, two guys coughing and hacking, third guy gets sick. yup, im the third guy. i feel good today, i had a good nights sleep.
have a good day muse! stay coool.
have a good day muse! stay coool.
I had a creepy experience yesterday....
I went out yesterday and did my thing and enjoyed my day....
I came home....and took one look at my dogs faces, and I knew that before i went out for the night, that I had to treat the dogs to a romp in the park.....
So I took them....and I usually walk a long trail that winds through...
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I went out yesterday and did my thing and enjoyed my day....
I came home....and took one look at my dogs faces, and I knew that before i went out for the night, that I had to treat the dogs to a romp in the park.....
So I took them....and I usually walk a long trail that winds through...
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kreatinkaos:
It could have been some strange peeping tom in the park , I accidentally caught some weirdo wacking off in a park once , I didn't know if I should punch him or toss him in the water . I had been fishing at the time and saw something moving in the bushes , when I went to see what it was I found him , I should have called the cops 
Did you fish the club out of the fountain after drowning it ?
Did you fish the club out of the fountain after drowning it ?
doll_:
holla is good enough..
i love you like a fat kid loves cake.
i love you like a fat kid loves cake.
tonight I wanted to go to the murphys Law show...but my friends thought it was too hot to sqeeze into a club. They wanted to go to a bar instead....
what the hells the differance!?
So instead I took us all out to eat, then we hit the beach and played frisbee (the pier is lined with lights so it was easy to see in...
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what the hells the differance!?
So instead I took us all out to eat, then we hit the beach and played frisbee (the pier is lined with lights so it was easy to see in...
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caligula_odm:
hi beautiful
kreatinkaos:
Hehehe , the sad part was that she actually talked down to me at the bar about how many HOURS she has spent in boats at 130MPH in boats 
Then she pisses her pants after only two minutes at 100MPH on glass smooth water , I knew she was faking the asthma attack when I checked her pulse , plus the lack of an inhaler was a dead givaway too , nevermind the lack of a prescription I sure walked into that one
I hope your shoulder is feeling better
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Then she pisses her pants after only two minutes at 100MPH on glass smooth water , I knew she was faking the asthma attack when I checked her pulse , plus the lack of an inhaler was a dead givaway too , nevermind the lack of a prescription I sure walked into that one
I hope your shoulder is feeling better
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Guess what i did today???!!!!
Leave it to an injured muse to surpass the time away....
Todayyyyy i went to go eat at a place called India...but the damn place was closed until the evening...so I went next door to an italian eatery...but the dang place was TAKE OUT only...what the fuck!?
so....stolling aimlessly in this plaza-O-crap ......I stumble across a place called Clayground.
So...
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Leave it to an injured muse to surpass the time away....
Todayyyyy i went to go eat at a place called India...but the damn place was closed until the evening...so I went next door to an italian eatery...but the dang place was TAKE OUT only...what the fuck!?
so....stolling aimlessly in this plaza-O-crap ......I stumble across a place called Clayground.
So...
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thetotalm:
double posting is for wannabes
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thetotalm:
triple posting is for losers
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Im on medication to ease the pain....
so Im sitting on my couch and Im trying to figure out whats going on.....
with my fish.
Heres the low-down. 8 fish. One 7 year old named "monk"
an algea eater...and
two black goldfish/ two speckeled goldfish/ and two gold...goldfish.
All new....except Monk...
DAY ONE....7 new fish....put them in tank. Monk not happy.
Day two.....tragic accident...I wake...
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so Im sitting on my couch and Im trying to figure out whats going on.....
with my fish.
Heres the low-down. 8 fish. One 7 year old named "monk"
an algea eater...and
two black goldfish/ two speckeled goldfish/ and two gold...goldfish.
All new....except Monk...
DAY ONE....7 new fish....put them in tank. Monk not happy.
Day two.....tragic accident...I wake...
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gracie:
He's in a country called Kyrgyzstan. It was one of the countries that formed when the Soviet Union broke up if you were wondering. There are tons of stans now. lol.
He was originally supposed to be in Bagdhad and plans didn't work out thankfully.
He was originally supposed to be in Bagdhad and plans didn't work out thankfully.
evelduc:
i just wanted to thank you for the endless smiles your journal provides me, you never cease to crack me up.
oh and i'll take whatever it is you're having please.
oh and i'll take whatever it is you're having please.