Tuesday Jul 19, 2005

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Im callin up to book my appointment for kayaking classes. There are three classes I can take. The first two classes show you how not to die, and the rules and all that jazz....the last one is the best!!! I get to kaykake 18 miles out to Block Island....sleep there over night...and kayake back.

How cool is that?

A friend warned me about ARRR!!! in the ocean.....bring it on! Because as history (in the movies) shows us....all deck hands are nasty looking men....but the captain......generally looks like Johnny depp or Orlando Boom....even an older Nel Gibson.....

and this information alone will let me be captured. Because you cant rape the willing......

and why would hollywood lie?

bye for now....I have to work.....hey? shouldnt you guys be working?!! Get to work you bums!! wink

kiss
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greathands:
Congrats, I did a little Kayaking last year... and you need to have great upper body strength and endurance. I am sure froom roofing you are very strong. 18 miles is a long way to do that.

Jeff
scattershot:
Hey thanks for the super kind words. biggrin it made me blush and smile and all that goodness. In being funny I have that disease that comedians have where they can entertain and cheer up everyone but themselves ... and its been a rather lonely life for yours truly up until and just recently being used by someone who I really liked has kind of set me back a ways mentally .... of course my parents just think Im moping because my sales job upped their quotas.

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