I have this habit from growing up in the projects in providence....where I always lock my car doors (when Im not in it and the SECOND I get in it).....and my windows are always rolled up at night...
well...living in the sticks...Im trying to ease up on being so paranoid......
soooooooooooo...................
Last night I was too tired to go outside and put my windows up....so I was like....AHHHHH no one will rob me....IM OKAY...Its safe here.....
Im a dumb fucker. I shouldnt have broke my own rule....
I went outside a little while ago to move my car because Im getting a dumpster dropped in my driveway.....and as Im walking over to my car....I see that the drivers door is COVERED in surface scratches.....
what theeee hell????????
then I see the dirt....all over my car....all on the door....and all over the inside.......
and then I see prints.....raccoon prints......EVERYWHERE!!!!!
and my snacks in my car....GONE. yup....
A raccoon had a party in my mustang last night.......
and his little dirty feet prints showed me that the little bugger was crawling all over my ride.....up the seats....in the back....the drivers seat is ruin....I didnt check to see if theres poop.....but I wouldnt be surprised.
It must have been in my crawl space of the house because I left the door open since its kinda busted.....and thats where it got muddy....(I have a sub-pump since I live next to a stream...and my basement is always wet and yucky....
damn you raccoon......damn you to hell.
well...living in the sticks...Im trying to ease up on being so paranoid......
soooooooooooo...................
Last night I was too tired to go outside and put my windows up....so I was like....AHHHHH no one will rob me....IM OKAY...Its safe here.....


I went outside a little while ago to move my car because Im getting a dumpster dropped in my driveway.....and as Im walking over to my car....I see that the drivers door is COVERED in surface scratches.....

what theeee hell????????

then I see the dirt....all over my car....all on the door....and all over the inside.......
and then I see prints.....raccoon prints......EVERYWHERE!!!!!

and my snacks in my car....GONE. yup....
A raccoon had a party in my mustang last night.......
and his little dirty feet prints showed me that the little bugger was crawling all over my ride.....up the seats....in the back....the drivers seat is ruin....I didnt check to see if theres poop.....but I wouldnt be surprised.
It must have been in my crawl space of the house because I left the door open since its kinda busted.....and thats where it got muddy....(I have a sub-pump since I live next to a stream...and my basement is always wet and yucky....

damn you raccoon......damn you to hell.
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raccoons...lol that SUCKS!!!
stay a sweet hottie forever k!