I spent the whole night being taught Texas Hold Em...against my will.... 
and now that it was discovered that I have a god given talent to confuse the fuck outta people.....and no one can read my face and match it to my thoughts....
Im being dragged to the casino this week to play on the tables.....
apparently this makes me a decent card player.
oh the joy. oh. oh...the rapture....
Im being made to watch "the Rounders" in a minute....
I think Im being pimped out.....in a fucked up way.....like Im a secret weapon.....
I hope they realize that the tables make me nervous....and Im sure to loose my shirt.
Im no prodigy lol.....but its fun that they think I am......
I dont wanna spoil it for them...
shhhhhhhhh
and now that it was discovered that I have a god given talent to confuse the fuck outta people.....and no one can read my face and match it to my thoughts....
Im being dragged to the casino this week to play on the tables.....
apparently this makes me a decent card player.
oh the joy. oh. oh...the rapture....
Im being made to watch "the Rounders" in a minute....
I think Im being pimped out.....in a fucked up way.....like Im a secret weapon.....
I hope they realize that the tables make me nervous....and Im sure to loose my shirt.
Im no prodigy lol.....but its fun that they think I am......
I dont wanna spoil it for them...
shhhhhhhhh
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thetotalm:
I love texas hold em and roundes is a good movie hehe....but women do have a good advantage at the table I still cant figure them out. Thats sweet of you not to spoil there little fun. Hey maybe you'll make some money. BTW nice new pic its cute and evil at the same time. 
caligula_odm:
lets see em'!