muse25

lol....a friend mentioned a Tooddectomy.......best and funniest idea yet

I feel better today. After a nite of Goonies, a vibrator, and a snack...Im good to go again....

it doesnt take much....

so I have the day off again....gee...its a wonder how I make any money....

its 9am and I have just woke up....shameful I know. I think I'll have a cup of crappy coffee...jump on my bike for an hour while watching the news.....and then get dressed up to kill and go see a movie and feed the ducks.

here are some things I bet you didnt know about me:

1. I love Bette Milder movies.....every one of them. Make fun of me....and I'll punch you in your eye.

2.I cant bake a cookie to save my life.....I can cook anything under the sun....but ask me to make you a cookie....and I break down in tears.

3. I am afraid of birds. If you locked me in a room with birds flying around me....Id freeze up. I dont like their little feet for some reason...... (shutters*)

4. I will do anything a boy is doing.....just to prove I can do it and do it well. no matter what.....and sometimes thats a bad thing.

5. I sleep on my face, so I wake up looking like Cawazee Motto from Notre Dame.....

6. If I could spend the day with any SG gurl...it would be Shera....

7. I hate california

8. speaking of flying....I hate when a plane lands...and everyone gets up...even though theres no place to go because they havent opened the hatch doors yet. And they all stand there like goons bent over in a big cluster-fuck waiting.....just stay seated you freaks.

9. Im going to drink my coffee now.....bye.