muse25

LORD ALMIGHTY CHRIST ON A CRACKER!!!! WHAT A HORRIBLE WAY TO WAKE UP!!!!


(panting)

I woke up about 6 because the light was shining through my window....so I grabbed my sheet and I pulled it over my face.....

then....

my sixth sence started tingling and I opened my eyes....

and a fucking spider was crawling under my sheet right toward my EYE!!! literally an inch next to my friggin EYE!!!!

AUGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I paniced, leaped out of bed, grabbed my pillow and ran into my parol and hid under my fleece.....shaking like a leaf.

my bed now is the property of the spider.


true fact* the average american eats 8 spiders in their sleep every year.




can I bunk with anyone tonight?