muse25

the last two nights I have been dwelling in the lowest of the low redneck bars looking for trouble....

nothing but the sounds of crickets.

Where have all he rednecks gone? Maybe there is a virus outbreak....infecting and killing off anyone with a NASCAR hat....or anyone that says "Fucking A man!!!" more than once.

Who knows...but I am not giving up. Tonight I am going to see THE X_RATED HYPNOTIST at the comedy connection with 5 friends. Right now Im slugging voldka and diet while waiting for the last two people to show.

I look good. lol...really good tonight....(toot toot) ....thats me tooting my golden horn.

someones in trouble......Ive been practicing my "fuck me" eyes......

random thought....I miss my buddy thelastmucci ....I havnt seen his butt in a while. He has an awsome glow in person. The kinda person you just wanna hug.....

ANYWAY!!!!!! Im going out looking like Pamela Anderson meets Kelly Osbourn.......tonight i just installed my 65 gallon fish tank ....resurrected the damn thing from the dead...it rocks. Pictures will follow....as soon as i get more than my one lonely fish......


fucking A man......