muse25

Humble. To be humbled.

Yesterday I was working on a new construstion site. The days are getting colder and shorter...so the saying "time is money" has never been so true.

So around three o clock...I had to pee. I go up to one of the framers and ask....

"hey...where can a lady tinkle around here?"

(I prefer to use the T word because I like the uncomfortable weirded look on grown men's faces...)

his response...."pick a tree...any tree."

The closest town was 15 minutes away...ahhhh the joys of working in the sticks...

then as Im walking back to the van...I get hit in the back...with toilet paper.

"Here!!" one of the asses yells....

let me tell you...it sucks to walk into the wood with tp in hand....

So off I go on my lil adventure...I walked so damn far that I broke off sticks on trees as markers...I wasnt about to let one of these guys see my white ass....I kept walking until I couldnt hear there voices.....

then I had to pick a stop...grimy tree or dirty rock. Rocks wins.....

ok...now it SUCKS to be a girl. That whole squat thing we have to do...my god IF anyone ever saw how I looked....

I would never get laid again.

So I speed pee (looking around like a criminal on coke) expecting the guys to pounce on my any minute....and I pull my jeans back on.

there...that wasnt so bad....Oh. Where do you put the toilet paper? .... .......umm.

so I dig a hole.......

there. all done. I walk back 15 minutes later......

And I hear the applause......

"SO! YOU HAD TO DROP A LOAD IN THE WOODS!!! We were worried you got lost!!!!"

no!!! I tinkled!!!!!! ........

the rest of the day they called me..."bear'

(I quess the saying bears shit in the woods...I dont know.... )

How humbling.

by the way...I left his god damn TP roll in the woods......he can get it himself.

asses. all of them.

arrrrrr. Bye for now...work is calling.