muse25

very odd nite.....so very odd.

lets see, where to begin?

Oh...okay....so I played pool against a man who's knees where soooo bad that he had to cling unto the pool table and weebled around the table so badly that people thought he was going to literally fall over. And men were standing around thinking they had to catch the poor guy.

and what made it worse....is that he beat the piss outta me in pool. 5 to nothing. I lost to a man that was about to fall over and die.

I need to re-evaluate my pool playing skills.

THEN...a boy that was keeping score asked me if he could talk to me. I said sure. Then he asked if he could touch my hair..... .....um. sure I guesssss.

then he proceeded to caress my hair. Stroking it over and over...and he whispered..."I have a long hair fetish."

stroke stroke stroke

......

So Im standing there stiff as an arrow trying to shoot my friends the "HELP ME" look...and no one noticed.

stroke stroke stroke

.....gulp.

so after i shoot pool and lose to the dying man.....I run over to the cute boy that I want to rape because he has been ignoring me all night and I tell him that my hair was just molested.

Then for some reason....I tell him that I want to get him drunk and take advantage of him...and that he night as well say yes...because if he said NO...then that would make it rape.

and he said..."Im going to say no."

(but his eyes said yes....so Im still going to rape him.)

I have to get ready for work now....gurls nite out tonight. I'll be downtown getting drunk with Tara, Have a good one everyone.....

stroke stroke stroke........