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Wednesday Apr 15, 2009

Apr 15, 2009
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i got recalled to work.

yay, i guess.

i work with a robot now, i've named him Guthrie
he's kept in a cage because he's dangerous, and he likes to throw parts



i feel bad for Guthrie,
i'm going to bust him out and bring him home,
find him a nice girl robot and get him laid.
It'll be like the X-Rated version of Short Circuit
at the very least he can sit beside my bed and hold my beer for me.
and feed me.

ARRR!!!
lightandshade:
until he goes fucking nutso and chucks a beer at your head really fucking hard and turns you into a battery for him... wink
Apr 15, 2009

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