Haha wow. I just found a feature on facebook to look at all my status updates. So here i share with you a little piece of my random life. Like what you see? FRIEND ME!
Wow I never knew, Col. Hans Landa and the Basterds brought down Hitler and the Third Reich. Fuck you Mr. Smith you didnt teach me anything! I guess you learn something new everyday!
I am, right now, putting on my perpetual grumpy pants until move into my apartment and out of this shit hole hotel.
Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours.
Trust me, "I said, Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips." doesn't work in real life situations. 3OH!3 you made me look like a dumb ass.
Today I saw a billboard for the creationism museum, on this billboard there was Jesus riding a raptor. Two things came to mind as I questioned the validity of this world renowned museum in the good old state of Kentucky. One, they are promoting the idea that dinosaurs lived alongside humans. AND they were easily domesticated like horses. oh and third, Jesus would have totally ridden a fuckin T-rex because the T-rex is king of dinosaurs.. Right? Well thats what i was taught in school. King of Kings, King of Dinosaurs? goes hand in hand right? That is going on the principal that dinosaurs lived in a monarchical society. I think ill stop here.
True love here I come! http://www.loveme.com/
Your pale skin. Your red hair. Oh Ginny Weasley it is love..
That girl was so ugly i turned around 360 degrees and walked away.
This weekend was just a string of irrational bad choices.
OPTIMUS PRIME KILLED MICHAEL JACKSON!
You know you drank entirely way too much the day before when you have a tremor today..
PLAY ME OFF KEYBOARD CAT!
(this one is one of my favs)
The swine flu is going to morph into a deadly plague where the infected turn into zombies and ring in the apocalypse. oh god were fucked.
Im totally gonna Chris Brown that bitch!
you look like a drunken jew pirate with no legs and a terradactyl for a parrot.
damn you barack obamaraising the prices of my michelinas lean gourmet five cheese lasagna. you fail as a president..
facebook leads to narcissism
UPDATE! I MOVE INTO MY NEW APARTMENT TOMORROW! GOODBYE SHIT HOLE HOTEL!
Wow I never knew, Col. Hans Landa and the Basterds brought down Hitler and the Third Reich. Fuck you Mr. Smith you didnt teach me anything! I guess you learn something new everyday!
I am, right now, putting on my perpetual grumpy pants until move into my apartment and out of this shit hole hotel.
Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours.
Trust me, "I said, Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips." doesn't work in real life situations. 3OH!3 you made me look like a dumb ass.
Today I saw a billboard for the creationism museum, on this billboard there was Jesus riding a raptor. Two things came to mind as I questioned the validity of this world renowned museum in the good old state of Kentucky. One, they are promoting the idea that dinosaurs lived alongside humans. AND they were easily domesticated like horses. oh and third, Jesus would have totally ridden a fuckin T-rex because the T-rex is king of dinosaurs.. Right? Well thats what i was taught in school. King of Kings, King of Dinosaurs? goes hand in hand right? That is going on the principal that dinosaurs lived in a monarchical society. I think ill stop here.
True love here I come! http://www.loveme.com/
Your pale skin. Your red hair. Oh Ginny Weasley it is love..
That girl was so ugly i turned around 360 degrees and walked away.
This weekend was just a string of irrational bad choices.
OPTIMUS PRIME KILLED MICHAEL JACKSON!
You know you drank entirely way too much the day before when you have a tremor today..
PLAY ME OFF KEYBOARD CAT!
(this one is one of my favs)
The swine flu is going to morph into a deadly plague where the infected turn into zombies and ring in the apocalypse. oh god were fucked.
Im totally gonna Chris Brown that bitch!
you look like a drunken jew pirate with no legs and a terradactyl for a parrot.
damn you barack obamaraising the prices of my michelinas lean gourmet five cheese lasagna. you fail as a president..
facebook leads to narcissism
UPDATE! I MOVE INTO MY NEW APARTMENT TOMORROW! GOODBYE SHIT HOLE HOTEL!
spacelola:
This made me laugh....
meow:
I'm not working in Ohio anymore, dear.
