Why? Jesus Why? Sweet Baby Jesus with your soft pillowy like head nestled on the teet of forgivness, why? You've invented so many things: capitalism, drugs, the light bulb, failure to make a complete stop. But what does it mean? Am I to believe that you are privy to some special ass way of thinking that the rest of us can't grizasp? Well then, fuck you jesus. Fuck you in your pillowy soft head, god bless it.
