I still likes the weed once in awhile. No more gin and juice. Gin makes me MEAN.
I was drinking wine and jello shots all night. I kept looking at my Solo cup funny because everyone else was drunk to the point of creating a "drop that booty" contest. My husband asked me if I was ok since I didn't join in. Hitting the buffet 4 times must have kept me from ever feeling that buzzed.
You don't get to take your boat out much? Aw.
It's ok if you don't like ABBA. Mike and I don't want you in our fan club, anyway.
I was drinking wine and jello shots all night. I kept looking at my Solo cup funny because everyone else was drunk to the point of creating a "drop that booty" contest. My husband asked me if I was ok since I didn't join in. Hitting the buffet 4 times must have kept me from ever feeling that buzzed.