what a weekend.
We threw a bachelor party for our good friend, Carlos, on saturday. We fancy'd up the van an set out for the city. We ended up at the Hustler club, and decided that we should fulfill Carlos's P-diddy fantasy, so we invaded the VIP area and bought a couple bottles of Dom Perignon at 300 dollars a bottle. First off I'm not a fan of champagne, and this stuff is usually about 100 bucks a bottle which means a 200 dollar corking fee. whatever. The club was super tame which doesn't make for the most eventful bachelor party, I mean , how the fuck can you throw bottles and turn over tables when the place is so fucking tame. I meant to say lame.
It was a blast, and my body paid the price. Sunday I felt like the big black cock from tuffs x-mas party, beaten, used, handled, and all around worked.
If you feel up to it, y'all should come out and rejoice in the church of rock with Sloe on Wednesday:
Sloe, Local H, Sullen @
the Blank Club 44 S. Almaden avenue downtown SJ
$8 shows at 9pm.
I'm also gonna go see Punt's other band play with some of our buddies The Faction at BOTH on thursday. you SF kids should come and enjoy.
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Q: How many licks does it take to get to the duder roll center of a duder roll pop?
And now an outtake from an IRC conversation posted on bash.org
<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)
We threw a bachelor party for our good friend, Carlos, on saturday. We fancy'd up the van an set out for the city. We ended up at the Hustler club, and decided that we should fulfill Carlos's P-diddy fantasy, so we invaded the VIP area and bought a couple bottles of Dom Perignon at 300 dollars a bottle. First off I'm not a fan of champagne, and this stuff is usually about 100 bucks a bottle which means a 200 dollar corking fee. whatever. The club was super tame which doesn't make for the most eventful bachelor party, I mean , how the fuck can you throw bottles and turn over tables when the place is so fucking tame. I meant to say lame.
It was a blast, and my body paid the price. Sunday I felt like the big black cock from tuffs x-mas party, beaten, used, handled, and all around worked.
If you feel up to it, y'all should come out and rejoice in the church of rock with Sloe on Wednesday:
Sloe, Local H, Sullen @
the Blank Club 44 S. Almaden avenue downtown SJ
$8 shows at 9pm.
I'm also gonna go see Punt's other band play with some of our buddies The Faction at BOTH on thursday. you SF kids should come and enjoy.
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Q: How many licks does it take to get to the duder roll center of a duder roll pop?
And now an outtake from an IRC conversation posted on bash.org
<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)
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coco:
The Coco withdrawal is a long, tough ride. You'll get through it. Maybe I should send you some naked pictures. Would that help?
thirtyseven:
i did a crossword puzzle this weekend where one of the answers was SLOE. guess who i thought of? 
