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Hello kids, my name is muller. I am an aging rocker who wants to play lollapalooza this year. Unlike many of my other fantasies that include edible underwear and intoxicating women, this fantasy can become reality rather easily.
My band Sloe entered a local radio contest to open this years lollapalooza. We are head to head with 3 other local bands of the rap-metal persuasion.
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So tonight I'm thinking about grasshoppers. I have a bunch in my neighborhood and I'm contemplating their ability to produce noise.
Now, not all grasshoppers are made identical, so how come they always make the same pitch as all the other grasshoppers and at the same time? I've come to realize that groups of grasshoppers listen to each other and modify their pitch to be in unison with the others. Likewise with tempo. Grasshoppers have amazing musical abilities for an insect.
It's almost like jamming acapella with everyone in the neighborhood every night.
In my next life, I want to come back as a grasshopper.
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Hello kids, my name is muller. I am an aging rocker who wants to play lollapalooza this year. Unlike many of my other fantasies that include edible underwear and intoxicating women, this fantasy can become reality rather easily.
My band Sloe entered a local radio contest to open this years lollapalooza. We are head to head with 3 other local bands of the rap-metal persuasion.
By following this link you can help us rock the socks off of many young impressionable youngsters.
Voting for Sloe will make you the coolest kid on the block.
-cheers
[End shameless self promotion]
73103
So tonight I'm thinking about grasshoppers. I have a bunch in my neighborhood and I'm contemplating their ability to produce noise.
Now, not all grasshoppers are made identical, so how come they always make the same pitch as all the other grasshoppers and at the same time? I've come to realize that groups of grasshoppers listen to each other and modify their pitch to be in unison with the others. Likewise with tempo. Grasshoppers have amazing musical abilities for an insect.
It's almost like jamming acapella with everyone in the neighborhood every night.
In my next life, I want to come back as a grasshopper.
respect
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hahahahahaha....I was wrecked.
and you left too early sat nite-i thought we were having a slumber party in the taco bed. next time