I couldn't have stated it better myself
Taken from the Buddyhead review of the new Weezer record
Weezer
Make Believe
20 things we would rather do than hear that Beverly Hills song ever again:
1) Visit the dentist
2) Wait in line at the DMV
3) Live in Arkansas
4) Vote
5) Zip our dicks up in our jeans
6) Fall into the gorilla exhibit at the zoo and get gang raped by all the gorillas at once
7) Read
8) Make out with Rip Taylor
9) Accidentally sit on our nuts
10) Skin our dickheads with a carrot peeler
11) Watch Bushwick Bill from The Geto Boys fingerbang our sisters
12) Deliver a retard baby
13) Wax Buzz from The Melvins back and taint
14) Masturbate with broken shards of glass
15) Tattoo an un-circumcised dong onto our chests
16) Funnel stomach bile mixed with trucker cum and rrhea
17) Sew vagina lips onto our forehead
18) Shave Oprahs gunt
19) Titty-fuck Star Jones
20) Go to the Warped Tour without a gun
Taken from the Buddyhead review of the new Weezer record
Weezer
Make Believe
20 things we would rather do than hear that Beverly Hills song ever again:
1) Visit the dentist
2) Wait in line at the DMV
3) Live in Arkansas
4) Vote
5) Zip our dicks up in our jeans
6) Fall into the gorilla exhibit at the zoo and get gang raped by all the gorillas at once
7) Read
8) Make out with Rip Taylor
9) Accidentally sit on our nuts
10) Skin our dickheads with a carrot peeler
11) Watch Bushwick Bill from The Geto Boys fingerbang our sisters
12) Deliver a retard baby
13) Wax Buzz from The Melvins back and taint
14) Masturbate with broken shards of glass
15) Tattoo an un-circumcised dong onto our chests
16) Funnel stomach bile mixed with trucker cum and rrhea
17) Sew vagina lips onto our forehead
18) Shave Oprahs gunt
19) Titty-fuck Star Jones
20) Go to the Warped Tour without a gun
timmy:
Dunno, Rip Taylor is pretty hot.