mulhollanddrive

ugh! i gotta get up at 4:30 a.m. to go to work. it's the dreaded inventory! 12+ hours of the most mind-numbing b.s. ever! there's no way i'm gonna get to sleep anytime soon. the mexi-tran is spinnin' some heavy beats out there. once again, i have nothing for you. sorry 'bout that, chief!

until next time...
mulhollanddrive

i just walked in, and there were little gecko-like lizards scurrying all around my front door. pretty cool. one of the mexican transvestites is CRANKIN' out this real heavy techno crap. it's blaring all through the building. par-fuckin-tay!!!
i have nothing for you, friends, romans, countrymen, parishoners. i worked all fuckin' day 8:30-7. the party train leaves the station again at 8:00 tomorrow morning. needless...
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glad to see that i was back on tv this week. my infamous "sitting down" segment aired tonight. it wasn't "too" bad, although i thought my head had a bit of an odd shape to it...more so than usual. oh well. we didn't tape a segment this week, but we'll resume next week.
my bosses were in town today. i feared this day for awhile,...
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sweet jesus, what a long day! 11 1/2 hours at work! my bosses rolled into town today. they want to rock 'n' roll at 8 in the m.f.'n a.m. that's just great.
no days off until august 3. how abysmal is that? yeah, yeah, i know. i've been bitchin' about it for the past few days. sorry.
i got taken out to lunch today by...
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a little change of pace for yours truly tonight. i ended up getting free tix to see norah jones. now, before you start gagging, and goin' on about this and that, just know that i like norah jones. a few months back, i got a load of guff from some of you about that. it was a great show, but i never would have paid...
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my last day of freedom for the next 2 weeks is coming to an end. i'm a slave to my job from here on out. it was real fuckin' hot today, so i just sat around, played guitar and listened to a bunch of records.
i fell asleep in front of the tv for like 90 minutes. it was a deep, droolin', wake up all...
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nothin' like getting up at 7:30 a.m. on your day off to go to a meeting at work! if it weren't for the KRISPY KREMES, i would have been completely miserable. i swear they put heroin in those things! on a whim, i went to atomic city (really cool store that sells everything from japanese wind-up robots to dr. martins). they were having a 50%...
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we're gonna have to postpone the gut punchin' contest for a few hours, cuz i just stuffed myself full o' mexican bliss! la reyna kicks ass. if you live in austin and you haven't been there......GO!!!!!!!!!
while en route (it's walking distance, dontcha know), i have converted yet another cat to the church of mulhollanddrive. one scratch is all it takes! so far, my parishoners...
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we've been friends for a while now, and i think i can talk to you pretty openly, right? RIGHT? hey, i'm tryin' to have a heart to heart, and you're stuffin' yourself full o' funyuns! if i find as much as one crumb in or on my bed, i'll skin you and roll you in salt! now listen: i know what's missing in your life....
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welly welly well! yours truly is a bit puzzled this humid tejas thursday. for those of you who read the nutritional information panel on the box are already aware, my lil' tv segment airs on thursday. so, there i am, droogies, waiting for my weekly dose of humilty. the half hour rolls on, and the next thing i know, the credits start a-rollin'! what's all...
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