mulhollanddrive

Did you know that the Chick-O-Stick is probably the closest thing to the ever-elusive Zagnut? Well it is! The only thing missing is that crystalized coconut that looks like something used to insulate your attic. But O', the flavor!!!
The second wave of eBay packages came pounding down like bombs today. One of the switchblades came in. It's a cheap Mexican gut-sticker, but it has a certain charm to it. It could have something to do with the pinkish handle. The one I ordered was red. I don't think I got ripped off, cuz something similar happened once before. That's fine. It gives it a certain campiness that is lacking in weapons these days!
That damn holiday keeps getting closer and closer. I promised myself that I wasn't going to get bummed out. So, far I'm sticking to that. Yep.
Shit, I'm doing it again: falling asleep at the computer. It's kinda cool, cuz I go straight into REM sleep. If I ever get into bed, I'll be out immediately. Before I go, answer this question:
I should not ask a waittress out while she's working no matter how good of a rapport we have, right? I didn't think so. Plus, I never go to her place of employment alone. Plans are being devised.