i'd like to take today back and get a refund, but i'm afraid i lost the receipt. not that it was terrible, just terribly uneventful. this is the first sunday in months that i didn't eat a pile of steamin', sweaty mexican food! went to my fave restaurant, and the bastards were CLOSED! they KNOW i eat there almost every sunday! 'sup with that?
now it's raining, and i'm kinda bored. maybe i'll put my hair in curlers, smoke cigars and eat moonpies until i yuke on my fuzzy slippers. then again, maybe i won't. that's just the kinda mutherfucker i AM! i think it's a TOM WAITS kinda night. yep. that's it. sorry, i got nothin' for ya, folks. i'll try to be more exciting tomorrow, but don't hold me to that. you might wanna keep your receipt.
now it's raining, and i'm kinda bored. maybe i'll put my hair in curlers, smoke cigars and eat moonpies until i yuke on my fuzzy slippers. then again, maybe i won't. that's just the kinda mutherfucker i AM! i think it's a TOM WAITS kinda night. yep. that's it. sorry, i got nothin' for ya, folks. i'll try to be more exciting tomorrow, but don't hold me to that. you might wanna keep your receipt.

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suburbanslave:
U think u would have had fun sitting with me and angela all night?? Aside from the good music, I think it would have been a little strange...but thats just me!!! 

thistle:
curlers!!! moon pies! uhhhhh drool. i''ve never heard anyone call it yuke.