mueca

alright, gentlemen... it's time to own up to your ultimate nasty habit.

no matter your hieght or length, you are all guilty of this... own it m f'ers.

when you pee, you dribble, drip, leak, & splash. then, for some idiotic reason, you walk away from it. it being the little puddle of yellow on the freaking floor. i have yet to find the guy who'll actually look for it, acknowledge it, bend over and clean it up. i actually had one guy refuse to clean up his leftovers at my house. i asked him why i had to clean it up, and it was as if the thought had never occoured to him that it wouldnt clean itself up. i asked about the situation at his own house, and his immediate response was that his MOM picked it up. HIS MOM!!!!! i explained that she probably did not enjoy this, probably never had. add in his brother and father, both as equally careless in thought and thats alot of urine this woman has had to clean up. he's not allowed to pee at my house anymore. i've had a guy suggest it was me, not him. dude, i cant miss, the option just isnt there.(read this in that im not a hoverer)(tmi, but necessary for this blog) my ex had the same issue. only he overshoots down the opp. side of the pot. sucks. sucks big monkey ass. guys, can it be that hard? if it is, i apologise, but there is NO REASON to leave it behind. think of it this way, csi could use it for dna in a crime, and that can never be good. especially when you've got a pissed off female cleaning up after you...or not.