mtn_man

So I've decided I should have a TV show. I don't have any specific talent, I'm moderately funny, cute if you're drunk and have no real insight to offer the world, but if those 'tards from The Jersey Shore can have a show, I'm sure there are people willing to watch my ass do anything. Now, I'm not exactly sure the premise for the show. It could be a comedy, maybe a little drama, maybe some cooking tips, maybe some sexy girls. It really doesn't matter, as long as I have fun doing it and one other person watches it, it will be epic. That's right, I'm looking for 1 fan.

I thought long and hard and decided upon "The Derek Show", however, when I went to make my YouTube account for it (the birthplace of all things famous now) it was unavailable. "ShowTheDerek" was though and I decided, that is even better, because ultimately the show will be about me and showing me in life.

So, does anybody out there in SG world have any suggestions on episode ideas? Any bands that would like to give me free music to use so those bastards on YouTube don't chase me down for copyright BS? Any comedy writers that want to make me sound funny? Any hot women in the Greater Toronto Area that want to sleep with a pseudo celebrity that hasn't even made one episode? ok...I'll settle for you being a hot hostess on the show.

So there you have it... the birth of the next great show. Maybe if I get big enough, I can run for Prime Minister.


p.s. follow me on twitter ShowTheDerek