okay, my husband has the biggest boner for alice, and so why does this make me jealous? well, jealous is the wrong word here. i think it's more like sometimes i wish i could get rid of all the old years of baggage that weigh a girl down and just be 20-ish and just wanna fuck and party and screw the universe during my world domination tour...that sounds like alice. i guess i think she's got balls and i'm sad that mike likes her balls.
SKINJOBB WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU???
AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU PICKED YOUR FAVORITE LADIES...OH, YOU'VE GOT COMMITTMENT ISSUES AND YOU JUST CAN'T SETTLE ON THREE GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!
I LOVE YOU SKINJOBB AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR NEW TATTOOOOOOO
SKINJOBB WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU???
AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU PICKED YOUR FAVORITE LADIES...OH, YOU'VE GOT COMMITTMENT ISSUES AND YOU JUST CAN'T SETTLE ON THREE GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!
I LOVE YOU SKINJOBB AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR NEW TATTOOOOOOO
jovanka:
I'm here baby! And I've picked some lucky ladies to be my favorites (but don't worry girls, you'll all get a chance!) I've finally started my journal too...and now that you've seen my tattoo are you FINALLY going to fucking run away with me to California?? We can join forces on the World Domination Tour..... love ya freeboobs!