It's all just mental masturbation. Sha sha.
booth83:
What? are you talking about?
mildots:
Mind fuck?????
You haven't really seen Deep Throat until you've watched it with 4 girls eating fried chicken, 3 of whom think everything ever produced should be a musical.
The Deep Throat theme song (yes, this song plays many many times throughout the film) will be heard randomly (and loudly) from my apartment for at least the next 2 weeks.
And pussy cola??? Really?? Really?? Hil-AR-ious.
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The Deep Throat theme song (yes, this song plays many many times throughout the film) will be heard randomly (and loudly) from my apartment for at least the next 2 weeks.
And pussy cola??? Really?? Really?? Hil-AR-ious.
First...
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mckenneth:
I actually enjoyed Debbie Does Dallas quite a bit. Bambie Woods has an amazing rack. As far as classic pornos go, it's great. The Devil in Miss Jones is pretty weird but you might want to try that too.
chazgasm:
wasnt this a made for tv movie?
Two blog posts on here in one day is absolutely excessive, but here's the deal:
I had Halloween costume plans but I'm rethinking them. May still go with it, but....
Contest time!
Whoever gives me the best suggestion--something I actually end up putting into action Oct 31--wins something fabulous.
Go.
Update 9/25: So far the Rosie the Riveter & Lindy Hop zombie are in the...
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I had Halloween costume plans but I'm rethinking them. May still go with it, but....
Contest time!
Whoever gives me the best suggestion--something I actually end up putting into action Oct 31--wins something fabulous.
Go.
Update 9/25: So far the Rosie the Riveter & Lindy Hop zombie are in the...
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mellythepirate:
pass on any ideas you don't use to me. i love halloween and have been too busy to think of something good!!!
mellythepirate:
haha, yep. i was in need of a profile update. that and my "sign" made me happy...
and i'm officially creating a vag mon group right now
and i'm officially creating a vag mon group right now
Still haven't replaced that damn headlight. I know I can do it, I just need help with one tiny tiny detail.
Also: Vista Service Pack 1 ate my HP notebook. Boo. So my brother gave me his chic black macbook that's less than a year old. Weee!
I've been sans computer for a week. I am very happy to have one in my possession again.
Also: Vista Service Pack 1 ate my HP notebook. Boo. So my brother gave me his chic black macbook that's less than a year old. Weee!
I've been sans computer for a week. I am very happy to have one in my possession again.
supremepizzaman:
What's the headlight problem? I have like, an actual garage you can put a car in and tools n stuff. And I kinda know about cars, sorta. I mean it's all the same.
perdita:
I have heard you aren't supposed to touch the bulb with your bare hands, as when you turn on the headlights it will explode.
I will now attempt to replace the headlight on my vehicle. This should be a simple process...
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cassiel:
electrocution is not fun.
s_eldorado:
Ouch - good luck!
Look fabulous
Invite all your hottest friends
Eat with your hands
Belly dance
Drink wine
Scare away the boring religious friends
Play drums on rock band in heels
Wear tiara
Down some pumpkin ale
Don't forget the balloons & board games
Discuss Vaginas
Spill wine all over carpet
Watch friends inhale helium....
Trade sweater vests
Decide it's too chilly for streaking
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Invite all your hottest friends
Eat with your hands
Belly dance
Drink wine
Scare away the boring religious friends
Play drums on rock band in heels
Wear tiara
Down some pumpkin ale
Don't forget the balloons & board games
Discuss Vaginas
Spill wine all over carpet
Watch friends inhale helium....
Trade sweater vests
Decide it's too chilly for streaking
Then you will have...
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cassiel:
sweater vests are the best.
mellythepirate:
AAAAAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY SORRY I DIDN'T CALL!!!!
i will soon. i wish i was there. love you lots.
i will soon. i wish i was there. love you lots.
Have to say, just saw Vicky Christina Barcelona w/ a roomie, and it passionately renewed my love for:
-Scarlett Johansson in good roles
-Woody Allen films
-Barcelona
I didn't realize how much I truly fell in love with Barcelona while I was there until tonight. I have to find a way back there soon. I miss it--Gaudi, tapas, & the landscape especially.
And Woody Allen...
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-Scarlett Johansson in good roles
-Woody Allen films
-Barcelona
I didn't realize how much I truly fell in love with Barcelona while I was there until tonight. I have to find a way back there soon. I miss it--Gaudi, tapas, & the landscape especially.
And Woody Allen...
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kellymonster:
Barcelona has my heart too. I love the food and the wine and the atmosphere. And the Sagrada Familia, just wow!
charlesmanson:
Here in Europe everybody loves Woody Allen films, but in the States you don't feel the same.
And here everybody loves Scarlett Johansson too...
And here everybody loves Scarlett Johansson too...
It's a rarity! Ms. Ginger Twinkle's in chat! Hahaha.
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chazgasm:
oh snap i missed it
mellythepirate:
why new hampshire?
i mean, HOORAY! come to the east coast.
i mean, HOORAY! come to the east coast.
Uh. Life.
And:
I have 45 friend requests and just don't feel like adding anyone.
And:
I have 45 friend requests and just don't feel like adding anyone.
booth83:
Are you back?
mildots:
How was Europe?
I'm watching the Democratic Convention, and it's fucking fantastic.
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mellythepirate:
i miss you sugar plum. (that's my new name for you, i don't know why.)
mellythepirate:
aww jesus, my inappropriate crush is growing larger and larger....
Moving sucks.
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chazgasm:
that is true, where be you moving to?
kentclark:
The only solution: Hire strippers. If you keep the cocktails flowing, they might even help you load boxes.
I REALLY need champagne and a good time. I'm a ball of stress.
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saltlord:
We're having a champagne party tomorrow. Everyone brings a bottle and we have a blind tasting, then get smashed. We try to do one once a month.
mellythepirate:
you're such a tease. you log on to fb chat and then disconnect. call me when you are free, i have stories to tell you!