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Things you don't really need to know about people you will never meet:

Karen and her husband have an agreement that if she ever meets Al Pacino, he can't get mad if she has sex with Al. She can't get mad at him if he ever has the chance to have sex with Greta Van Susteren.
Deanna would like to have a domesticated fox. She...
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frantic:
thank you good to be back!
digipunk:
Yup, i guess i'm heading back to Goblintcats tonight. A friend of ours is visitng so it should be big shin-dig.smile And what about you? Any big plans for the weekend?
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The Date Update: Steve # 1 was a very nice guy who bought me dinner, opened the car door for me, and kissed me on the cheek after saying he'd like to see me again. Yes, it's tame, but it works smile

I'm oddly melancholy today. It must be the lack of sunshine in my world...or something.

I think I'll go spend some time with my...
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goblintcat:
Good for you! Dates all over the place and without...licking! Perfect.

If you see your baby nephew don't forget to bring a sweet potato! wink
frantic:
yay for sucessful dating! and i think things are getting there thanks!
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So, when Angie gets serious about setting me up, Angie gets serious about setting me up! Jeez. I talked to Joe the College Professor (well, he's working on his PhD and teaching at the same time, so he's less professor-y than I imply, but I don't know what else to call him) for over an hour last night, which was interesting...then there's Steve # 1,...
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goblintcat:
Well all previous Zombiefests normally involved me and the cats. So, this is the first Zombiefest open to others wink

This is more of a dry run to see what happens. Can one turn Zombie watching into a fest? I say YES! As long as alcohol is involved! smile
goblintcat:
Young Lady, you'll always have a place at any future Zombiefests! Who knows, this might become a tradition.

I'm still unsettled about the whole licking thing. Eep!
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(swearing to follow, of the non-creative variety)

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
FUCK!! Fuck fuck, fuck, fuck fuck. Shit damn hell fuck.



So far, it's Monday. I've been awake for almost an hour (after sleeping for, yay, almost 3 hours!!) to a most depressing email.

How in the hell did I leave my cell phone in a bar 25 miles from my house last night, when...
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goblintcat:
Aw shucks! blush No one might even notice since I intend to be back up and running within minutes of being taken out!

I would never have believed how hooked I could get on a site until SG!

Yay SG! biggrin
goblintcat:
That is an addiction I understand completely! smile

I still remember the last time the power went off for an extended period of time. I was completely lost. I kept thinking "Well, I'll just check my email...crap! OK, I'll see what's going on at SG...CRAP! Fine, I'll just sit here and die then!!!"

I don't deal well with the loss of addiction. wink
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So, tonight's the first of the "blind dates" courtesy of my friend Angie (she's the one I accidentally drunkenly told, "I want a boyfriend!").

His name is Mike. I have bad experiences with boys named Mike.

I will try not to hold it against him.


(Mike, if you are reading this, the bad experiences referenced above do not include you!)


Update: Yes, I...
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goblintcat:
Oh No! Chicken soup! Honey and Lemon!

My grandmother always says if you eat peanut butter everyday you'll never get sick!

Problem is, I don't know if that's folky wisdom or the rantings of a peanut butter lover?!?

Get well soon! smile
mickster:
Wow, I'm glad my name isn't......uh..........oops, nevermind.
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goblintcat:
You could build your tomatoes a little ark! Then you'd only have to save 2 of them! wink

I'd vote that drummers have a weakness for you too young lady wink
goblintcat:
Hmmm. Some drummers appear to be better than others. wink
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Well, I got my thunderstorms smile They started about 2 hours ago. Unfortunately I was passed out on the sofa, dreaming little dreams of...well, whatever, because I can't remember now smile Anyway, I haven't done my dancing in the rain. Do you think the neighbors missed me?

Now it's dinner time and I'm starving and there's nothing in my kitchen capable of cooking itself...stupid inanimate foodstuffs smile

Man,...
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goblintcat:
I remember sofas smile They're good to sleep on!

What? Do rain dancing??? Oh no! Your poor neighbours! And unless your friends are made of sugar they most certainly should have gone out with you last night!

I feel the pain of the inanimate foodstuffs! Of course the animate foodstuffs cand be worse considering quite often they don't want to cook themselves and instead choose to run away! frown
goblintcat:
Ahh, good point. I tend to look at these sorts of things from a man's perspective and not take into account what can happen if rain and "All dolled up" collide!

Yikes! eeek I forgot all about sprites!!!!! Who knows whay madness they have caused that I have been unjustly blaming on other potentially mythical critters!
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I've been on a bit of an emotional rollercoaster today. My mom and a friend of hers wanted to go down to Union Station and see the travelling 9/11 Smithsonian exhibit that's been here for the past couple of months, and since it's over on Sunday, I took them down there today. It was very sad and brought back a lot of the stress and...
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goblintcat:
Hey, you know your western lingo pretty well I'd say! All you need is a six shooter whic can shoot as many times as needed (removing the whole concept of 6 shooter) and you're in business!

Don't let the townsfolks hide though. You get them out into the street too! smile
chikadee:
You're right that is a pretty darned smart layout of the currators behalf, and VERY important, that was a messed up day.

On another note, you really shouldn't think of Winnie the pooh in that context. He's just a bear after all.... confused tee hee
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If you read my story hidden in the spoiler yesterday, nothing's changed. There has been no attempted explanation for me to ignore, which I consider blatantly rude and unfair wink

Oh. Well, one thing has changed, but that's not the something you want to know about anyway smile

On a happy note, I love when one of my favorite SGs has a new set smile One of the...
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frantic:
cheer you up? ok

*does small lame dance*

still not happy?

*does magic trick*

*cant do magic gives up*

Ok men fuckers yes but we look good in action movies with machine guns so there you go. Also a question i thought of the other day. Its lame but here you go. So as your summer girl what do you do in the winter? do you just wait or is it summer 365 days for you if so got any sun cream? random crap there for you from my brain!
slavewire:
well he does sound like an ass! if i wanted to meet someone and they finally agreed on a date, i'd be down there so fast...! ok, i might be a teeny tiny bit late (as i always am with dates, appointments, work) but only coz i'm trying to look my best for them. or work whatever or the appointment? confused
either way, i would never ever do that to someone. that's so fuckin low. unless he was involved in an accident. that's about the only explanation that can cover it.
but didn't you exchange numbers? i would usually start by texting someone first before actually meeting up with them.
good thing you took a friend though. at least you still had your fun and enjoyed yourself.
i've met quite a few ppl off the net. and none of them have turned out to be axe murderers. yay!
but it is always kinda weird the first time you meet them. then it all falls naturally into place and becomes pleasantly laid back.

so what's this thing that has changed...? tongue
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Hi smile

Do you mind if I rant? Just a little? Well, once I get started, it might turn out to be a lot. You know what? I'll put it in a spoiler. That way if you don't want to read it, you won't feel compelled because it's right in front of you wink

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Can you very nice people here tell me why...
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goblintcat:
That's why I could never have children. What if they grew up to be...mimes! The shame frown Always trapped in that glass box, they can never get out of (yet they never suffocate no matter how hard you pray!). Walking against the wind and pulling that freakin' rope!

I'm sure mimes are some form of metaphor for life but I don't think I want to know what it is.
digipunk:
I'm enjoying it. I think the person reading is the actor who player Haggred.