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mslion

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Monday Jan 02, 2006

Jan 2, 2006
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Ok, where were we? Oh yeah, update.

First things first. I'm hiding the dramatic, climactic parts of this story in a spoiler because I don't want you accidentally seeing what happened before you get the background biggrin

My NYE date fell through because I have the knack for attracting guys who are nothing but assholes covered in a very thin veneer of NiceGuy-ness. I talked to my "date" Saturday around noon...when he utterly screwed up the whole thing by telling me that I shouldn't look at spending New Years Eve with him as significant, because while he was looking for a long-term relationship, he wasn't looking for one with a girl who...are you ready..


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could obviously stand to lose some weight. But he still wanted to spend the evening with me because he hasn't had sex in a long time and...let me quote him here: "chunky girls give it up faster because they don't get any other attention from men."



WHAT IN THE HELL?!? Did he honestly think I have so little self-respect that he could just lay it out there like that and I'd say, "Well, that's the best offer I've had all year," and still want to spend time with him? Because he sounded really surprised when I was pissed off, and I ended up giving him a speech, which he tried to interrupt, but I wouldn't let him:


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"First of all, you weren't going to get laid tonight anyway. This was a first date, after all, and I hardly know you well enough to really kiss you, much less screw you. And how long did you say it's been since you had sex? March of 2003? That's...wow, a long time. It's probably because you're going bald. Even "chunky" girls don't like balding guys. Oh, just so you know...you haven't had sex in almost 3 years, but the fat girl got laid last Thursday. Happy New Year."



and then I hung up on him. He hasn't called back smile

So...I ended up spending the evening with my cousin and her boyfriend at their house. We drank too many apple martinis, played some game called "Fact or Crap?"...which I won, because apparently I really know my crap, and watched the ball drop on TV. I ended up sleeping there, then we woke up late, got carryout from Chili's and watched the Chiefs game. Excellent game, we kicked Cinncinnati's collective ass, but it was meaningless as we needed the Steelers to lose to make the playoffs, and they didn't tongue

I also became the proud new owner of a dumpster-dived Ficus tree, which is freaking enormous, and is a whole story in and of itself. We'll talk about that later smile

VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
breezey:
Dude you freakin rock. That guy was a dick, and if he does call you back remind him that you can lose weight, but he can't grow his hair back! tongue
Jan 2, 2006
frantic:
fuck-ing-hell, if youd ended up with him it sounds like it would of been one of them "tea on the table when i get home from the pub" Type relationships. What an asshole.
Jan 4, 2006

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