msdreadful

i'm nervous.
i'm going on a free, yeah i said free, 10 day caribbean cruise. and while i know i should be more excited than i am, i'm pretty sure one of the following things will happen.
1. the ship will be attacked by pirates.
2. i will be abducted by large dark men and sold into the sex slave trade.
3. i will vomit uncontrollably the whole trip, either from sea-sickness or way too much whiskey.
4. the boat goes down titanic style and there's no more room in the lifeboats for me.
5. i will be eaten by those little sharks that can sneak up on you in like 2 feet of water.
at any rate...wish me luck.
have a happy new year's everybody.