Today's Quote:
"What does Fooley Cooley MEAN?" - Naota's Dad in FLCL, the most wacky and insane anime I've ever seen.
Guess what kids. Baby went to his first strip joint tonight. Hooray!
I got invited to a bachelor party, by my future Brother-in-law's best woman(yep religious fanatics, WOMAN!). Had to drive to Houston, but that's okay, since I had to make sure I knew where to go for my sister's wedding come the 28th. Im bringing a date *winkwink* and I needed to know where the Houston Airport was, so everything worked out. Fun little note on the trip down, I passed by Haliburton and flipped it off. I feel better about being an American now
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Turn's out it was just me, the groom, and the best woman to hit The Men's Club (for anyone that might live in Houston and know it) on Sage Rd. Nice place, fairly upscale. Not a pole in sight. That kinda dropped the level of variety in the stripper moves, not like it matters. We came to see TITTIES, dammit. hehehe.
The strippers were fairly hot, if you overlook the one's with the obvious "Tiajuana Boobjob". I swear it, one had a nice puffed up boobie, while her other looked like she slept on her side, and the silicone sagged over her chest and froze there. Yikes. The best woman felt cheated when a couple dancers wore pasties over their nipples. It was good for a laugh. We let one girl give us her VERY first lap dance (AWWW how sweet). Personally I really dont see the point. Sure she was hot, insanely hot even, but it's 50 bucks to get ground up against and have titties tossed in your face with NO chance of getting to fuck the donkeyshit out of her in reprisal. I think I should save the money, go buy my girl some nice flowers and such, and run with a better chance of doing more than simply getting teased for ten minutes. That's just my view anyhow.
All in all... fun night!
"What does Fooley Cooley MEAN?" - Naota's Dad in FLCL, the most wacky and insane anime I've ever seen.
Guess what kids. Baby went to his first strip joint tonight. Hooray!
I got invited to a bachelor party, by my future Brother-in-law's best woman(yep religious fanatics, WOMAN!). Had to drive to Houston, but that's okay, since I had to make sure I knew where to go for my sister's wedding come the 28th. Im bringing a date *winkwink* and I needed to know where the Houston Airport was, so everything worked out. Fun little note on the trip down, I passed by Haliburton and flipped it off. I feel better about being an American now
.
Turn's out it was just me, the groom, and the best woman to hit The Men's Club (for anyone that might live in Houston and know it) on Sage Rd. Nice place, fairly upscale. Not a pole in sight
. That kinda dropped the level of variety in the stripper moves, not like it matters. We came to see TITTIES, dammit. hehehe.
The strippers were fairly hot, if you overlook the one's with the obvious "Tiajuana Boobjob". I swear it, one had a nice puffed up boobie, while her other looked like she slept on her side, and the silicone sagged over her chest and froze there. Yikes. The best woman felt cheated when a couple dancers wore pasties over their nipples. It was good for a laugh. We let one girl give us her VERY first lap dance (AWWW how sweet
). Personally I really dont see the point. Sure she was hot, insanely hot even, but it's 50 bucks to get ground up against and have titties tossed in your face with NO chance of getting to fuck the donkeyshit out of her in reprisal. I think I should save the money, go buy my girl some nice flowers and such, and run with a better chance of doing more than simply getting teased for ten minutes. That's just my view anyhow.
All in all... fun night!
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