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Show of hands. Who doesnt just love having a bout of insomnia. I know I do. I especially love the part where youve downed your 5th Dr. Pepper in the past 12 hrs. and now you're stuck in that pseudo-limbo of sleepiness and hyperactivity. You know the place DO NOT DENY ME!!(sry) It's the one where your too tired to be productive in anyway and at the same time your too wired to fall asleep no matter how hard you try. Then as the hours pass you start rambling in (or out of) your head and suddenly you come to the conclusion that your roommates have conspired to overthrow your imaginary regime (those cockbite BASTARDS!!) But then you realize that youve gone slighty insane and should try and take a nappy-poo before your reign of terror in the land of make-believe begins. Stewie Griffin's got nuthin on what IM gonna do... MUAHAHAHAHA!! (sry)

NEW JOURNAL FEATURE!! ENTRY QUOTES!!

Yes My adorable little magpies. I intend to insert a little nugget of wisdom which I stumbled across in my wanderings with every new entry. Is it profound, mystifying, or grounds for commital... YOU be the judge!!.

"You can both SUCK my ridges!" - Lt.Commander Worf