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Jacksonville, FL

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Tuesday Nov 22, 2005

Nov 22, 2005
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Question Of The Night - Grilled Cheese or Mac&Cheese?

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so, per usual I am rather bored.


Can't wait for Thanksgiving to be OVER.

and xmas to come and go.

I'm tired of this holiday shit already.

I have a really bad headache.

tell me something entertaining.

even if its only mildly amusing.



-- xx Ms. Ashley Paige kiss

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Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, and 12.



A man walks into a drug store with his 12-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.

Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively." Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? "

The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."



VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
reverendijs:
love the joke and ass lol. You take care and happy thanksgiving.
Nov 22, 2005
reverendijs:
well at least your not a puppy either....lol biggrin Interesting occupation for a none "small child". I am unfortunatly working this thursday. All I really want is cranberry sauce and some hazel nuts. Oh and pie of course. Take care.
Nov 22, 2005

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