ms_magdalena

I loved your Greyhound story. But I mean, come on, what did you expect when you bought a ticket for $75 at a hardware store? Or a Dairy Queen, depending on how hot it is (or how cold it is, since we're already entering some absurd realm)? Look, if you ever need help paying for more convenient (albeit only slightly less terrifying when it comes to fellow passengers) transportation, let me know. I'll buy you a plane ticket, no problem.

Well, one problem: it probably won't be for your intended destination. Inadvertently flying to South Carolina is probably just as bad as riding a Greyhound bus.

I hope you're feeling better, hon, and not still stuck juggling hives and bronchitis. And the hives don't look that bad, but still.

They would do the same for me.
And, as I have been known to say, "No choice makes an excellent motivator."