Time to go find a throwaway job until the Fire Dept one starts in April. I've been thinking of going to apply at a sex shop. That would be fun. Of course there is the requisite application to the local indie music store (if a store has multimillion dollar sales and more than one location is it still indy?) and the local guitar shops.
I should also apply at Michael's. Then I could sell old ladies scrap book materials.
I should also apply at Michael's. Then I could sell old ladies scrap book materials.
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I finished building a deck for a client. Today was gorgeous here. My partner and I bitched all day long about how much better the beautiful day would have been spent drinking beer and hanging around. We cleaned up and decided to head to a local seafood joint. They have the coldest beer and the freshest oysters in town. My buddy and I went trough a few "Micheladas" and two dozen oysters. We watched people come in and out of the tiny retaurant. It was standing room only and we saw people arrive, eat and leave.
A couple across the table caught our eye. They'd been there as long as we had. The ate, finished and began to drink. They were both in their late thirties but they were makin' out like school kids. We drank a couple more each and kept people watching. I left the bar to have a piss.
When I returned to the bar everyone was focused on a woman who had just walked in. She was screaming at the man in the couple who we'd been commenting on all night. The new woman suddenly reached around the man and dumped a plate of food in the first girls lap. She then grabbed an oyster- shucking knife from behind the bar and chased the man out the door. The guy who'd been sitting next to them for a while exclaimed " A la verga!"
That's pecisely why your comment was so funny.