Friday night I have to kick back with a family that is not mine and entertain people that I have never met before. Should be fun. Saturday is the wedding. I'm not jittery yet. Of course, I'm not the one getting married. I only have to deliver a best man speech. Piece of cake. It takes approx 7min 38 sec to deliver. I read it three times out loud and marked the times then took an average. This is the fucking best man speec to end all best man speeches. I also look like a fucking pimp motherfucking-hoe-fucking-load blowing-sonofabitch in my tux.
The first line line from the best man speech:
Hello, for those of you that do not know me, I'm Mike Salazar, Tony's best-man. For those of you that do know me, I'm sorry.
Fucking-A
The first line line from the best man speech:
Hello, for those of you that do not know me, I'm Mike Salazar, Tony's best-man. For those of you that do know me, I'm sorry.
Fucking-A
thenewpope:
Yeah, you should be sorry.
tennille:
Hey funny you should mention that we met before, 'cause I was thinkin' you looked familiar.....but I didn't think anything of it. I do remember you now. What show did you go to? Was it Hair Wars at Barcelona in Scottsdale?
