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Tomorrow I have to go and shell out cash from my own pocket for school. My check did not come in and I found out why on Monday:

Dear Mr. Salazar,

We have received your application for a START/401(k) loan and after careful review we have unfortunately come to the conclusion that your loan will have to be denied for the following reasons:

APPLICATION NOT PROPERLY FILLED

Please apply again in the future for further consideration.

MORGAN STANLEY DEAN WITTER Human Resources Department

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So I call them to find out why they denied my application. It seems that in a space where I was supposed to print my name I actually signed it in cursive. Well fuck my ass and call me Shirley, I'm sorry I signed my name as opposed to printing it. After a little tirade I decided to ask why it took them six weeks to get back to me about this and why no one could have advised me that I signed my name in a wrong spot when I called once a week for the past month requesting to know where my check is.

"We're sorry but the holidays have required our full attention to other matters (fucking vacations) and our representatives are unable to provide the information over the phone as to why an application has been denied."

Well, I didn't know I was denied or else I would have reapplied again right afterwards until I was accepted you fucking donkey-punched smegma-ingesting cum recepticles.

Fuck me.

I have officially had the worst week of my life and it's only halfway through.