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So, the wedding this weekend was wicked nice. I had a chance to see some folks I had not seen in about seven years and it was all about good times. I did date the bride once for a week my sophomore year. This little fact is important to know becasue some people are still living with the idea that who we were and what did in high school is relevant to who and what we are now. The table I was sitting at had a fellow who shall be referred to as "Pork Nugget" from here on. So, Pork Nugget leans over to me and we have this conversation:

Pork Nugget: Hey man, do you feel weird being here?

Mike: No, should I be. I have kept in touch with eveyone here that I wanted to. I may not know most of the people here but i'm pretty much having fun.

PN: It's not that. Don't you feel weird about seeing Tiff getting married.

M: No, should I be?

PN: Didn't you guys date back in high school? Don't feel weird about her being with another guy?

M: Not really considering we dated for a whole week. i know it's a long time in the life of a fruit fly but I think I am handling the whole affair quite considering the situation.

I always thought Pork Nugget was a nice guy. Now I see that he is just a guy i.e. a freaking idiot. I feel sorry for people like Pork Nugget.

And as an added bonus I have left in all of my mistakes and did not edit anything here to make it grammatically correct. Behold all of glory and bask in my mistakes. Besides, all of the cool kids are foing it. Right Louise?