Today is the day of wedding #1 in my two-week-in-a-row wedding stint. Old high school crush. I almost want to say "I object to this marriage!" when the pastor/priest/rabbi/deacon/consulate says if anyone has an objection to these two being joined in marriage. Then I'll just say that I'm kidding and to go along with the ritual. I'm such a dick.
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i bet you loathe e.e. cummings.