So, I'm not getting much help with this vegetarian thing. The first question out of everyone's mouth so far, "Are you gay?" No, I am not gay. I love pussy. I adore pussy. Give me a set of meat curtains and I'm a happy man. I love to have a woman ride my dick while I suck on her tits and kiss her. It gives me great joy to tickle the little-man-in-the-boat and let him know that he is cherished. I love to eat the pussy and suck on her clit until she rips my fucking ears off and pops my head like a grape between her legs while having a blissful orgasm. I love women. I just don't like the thought of eating meat anymore. I also decided to give up dairy and eggs. I will miss my steak and my grilled barbeque ribs. I will miss my green chile pork burritos and blackened chicken breast. I will miss my fucking omellet and my glass of chocolate milk in the morning. And I know that I will sure as hell crave them. But I will not eat them. Why is it that all vegetarians are assumed to be gay? So far only one person has not asked me if I was gay. And it was my sister. All of my friends "Are you turning fag on us?" First I have to say "No I am not gay." then I have to say "And don't call them fags. They're people." I have gotten so much shit from the past two days it's not even funny. Mostly it is just ribbing and I think they understand my position and sooner or later they'll respect it. But for the meantime I am going to have to deal with the "Wanna bite of my steak?" or "Want some chocolate milk?" Fuck, I want a burger...Or at the least, a piece of ass. 
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i went through the vegetarian transition pretty recently as well. i am not vegan, but i have friends that are and they do well with it. my advice is to just expirament with the vegan substitutes to find stuff that you like. boca vegan burgers are pretty good if you still want a burger. as for the dairy, i've grown to like silk and if you need an ice cream substitute, try and get some soy delicious it is amazing.
good luck!