Well, hockey was fun. Other than biting it over a fucking tennis net while chasing the ball and getting my leg shredded all to fuck by someone's stick, it was fun. I am also officially a vegetarian today. I always made fun of vegetarians and now here I go joining the darkside. Damn that PETA tape!!! If I had never watched "Meet Your Meat" I would still enjoy a good hamburger. I can't even eat fucking chorizo anymore. Oh well, I guess it's all about Soyrizo from now on. But I can't eat the eggs. I think I need to head down to Trader Joe's tomorrow and get some fake egg's so I can enjoy my Soyrizo like a good little Mexican should. On a happy note I found out that I can make a mean fucking tofu burger. Then again I am a good cook so why shouldn't I be able to make a fucking tofu burger that rips all other tofu burgers. It's going to be a challenge but I can do this. Next up: quit smoking. 
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whoozywhatzy:
Different areas hurt more than others. Anything is better than shavnig though. I say do it.
whoozywhatzy:
I would most definetly tell you to have your balls shredded by a prof ball shredder. I can certainly understand the attachment!
