So I've started running again. I was going pretty good until I fucked up my ankle in March. Then I started running again in August when I was advised I was fully healed and would only experience pains every once in a while. Well, needless to say, said ankle decided it didn't want to run. It wanted to twist. So with a wedding coming up...
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I shall have absinthe in a week. I just filtered out the wormwood and now I'm letting the rest of the ingredients steep for a week. Aaaah yah muthafuckas
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inara:
IT SMELLS GOOD! I CAN'T HELP IT!!
rxqueen:
why is everyone all about the absinthe?
My sister is going to have a baby....fuck
polaris:
thats bad?
you must not be the kind of man who wants to sew his wild oats. too bad. we'd have sexy, sexy kids.
"Mom! Mikey Jr. punched me in the lip!!!"
you must not be the kind of man who wants to sew his wild oats. too bad. we'd have sexy, sexy kids.
"Mom! Mikey Jr. punched me in the lip!!!"
My goodness. I just saw the new Flux set. Very few times have I achieved instantaneous erection. I mean, one minute it is looking at the floor asking me why I haven't vacuumed and the next it is looking at the ceiling wondering where the voraciously beautiful woman is at. Jebus!!!! The evil monkey will have to stay in the closet for now. It's 'me'...
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jmand2:
Haiku:
if you're BORN TO FUCK
what are you DYING TO DO
Necrophiliac
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if you're BORN TO FUCK
what are you DYING TO DO
Necrophiliac
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polaris:
"land ho, camel toe" IS THE BEST LINE EVER!!
i want to get a tattoo of it above my cooter!
i want to get a tattoo of it above my cooter!
Ion Dissonance fucking rocks.
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polaris:
cock 'n balls
disblackfeet:
Autum to ashes is great shit, and i checked out your ion dissonance i'll let it play for a while it's defentaly growing on me .
Silkscreening is a pain in the ass. I've made three screens so far and only this last one looks like it may work. The first one was cool but the letters came out all fucked up. The second one was great besides the fact that there were tiny little holes everywhere that would have let ink out. This one seems to be ok....for now. We'll...
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polaris:
YOU'RE a pain in the ass.
ear raper.
(i secretly loved it)
you know you love to see me, even if i drag you out for a band that you don't care for.
ear raper.
(i secretly loved it)
you know you love to see me, even if i drag you out for a band that you don't care for.
Unanswered horniness is not cool. Not cool at all.
thenewpope:
When horniness knocks, we must answer.
In other news I am buying the materials to screenprint tomorrow. I am also buying a new cell phone due to my current one sucking ass. If anyone wants to go to Nita's Hideaway my friends band (soon to be ex-band) is playing their last show with him Saturday night. It's gonna suck. Oh yeah.
inara:
Hey maybe I'll meet you out at that. Could be fun to have a little mikey-jess mischief-making. We could stand around and talk shit about everyone togehter
I'm the best Air Hockey player in the world. Self-taught, no lessons.
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tomosnemesis:
i accidently posted to my own journal a response to you. but yeah, i want to learn if you're willing to watch me get frustrated.
polaris:
whatever hardass. guys are only mean to girls they like. since you punched me, i have nothing left to assume but that you're in love with me. 
Guess who found his fucking metal fingers today? Me muthafuckas! That's who. I picked up the acoustic today and the first thing that came out of me was a rapidly double picked riff. Then I switched into some Dillinger Escape Plan mode and fucking rocked my socks off. My metal fingers are back!! YAY!!!! 
Tonight is going to be fucking rad. The Deftones and Poison the fucking Well. All I need now is a blowjob and I'll be set. Wicked.... 
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maxxus:
I want pictures of Ye Olde Gyant Vagyna
mexicore:
oh man I was gonna go to that, but instead I went to Cali to party with my peeps.
I hate work........
polaris:
i'm so going to kick your ass mr. i have laundry to do.
it feels so good.