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I hate waking up fucking early in the morning. I have a JRN 215 (Journalism) class that the school still does not know what time or days it is. Today is the first day of classes. Kind of late with the scedule.

Tomorrow I have to go and shell out cash from my own pocket for school. My check did not come in and I found out why on Monday:

Dear Mr. Salazar,

We have received your application for a START/401(k) loan and after careful review we have unfortunately come to the conclusion that your loan will have to be denied for the following reasons:

APPLICATION NOT...
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Crushing news. I'm not gonna be able to pimp it SGAZ style tomorrow at the fucking Burlesque tour. A friend needs me and I have to provide some moral support. Fucking chicks.....

Today I go and play with some guys that are trying to get a band together. The singer shot me an Instant Message out of the middle of nowhere "So, you play bass right?" Yes I do. One thing led to another and we made plans to all get together and see if I can dig their stuff. I asked the question "So what kind...
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Unless you plan on weeping and shedding a few tears do not go see "Big Fish." Damn you, Tim Burton. Damn you and your movie magic.

Two words for ya: Aye Nole

I almost forgot, Fraggle Rock finally comes to DVD in January. The one show that owned my childhood for four years finally comes to rule my adulthood. Fucking-A Doozers yah motherfuckers.

p.s. Did anyone else watch "Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas" when they were younger? I have it on DVD now so fuck you guys.

Someone, please make Christmas go away. I swear I almost got into three fights in less than 40 minutes while finishing up my shopping.

I hate Christmas shopping. I also hate people going grey on me. I'm using a loan from my 401(k) at work to pay for my classes. They need documentation of the classes from the school so they know how much I actually need. They send me the check though so I have devised a scheme. I think I'm going to go sign up for more...
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I registered for classes today. Thirteen credit hours. Not bad. Hopefully, with the OE/OE classes I plan on taking I'll be able to clear ninteen hours this semester. I hope my motherfucking Journalism class is not during any of my other classes. Those sonofbitch motherfuckers don't know what time/day/classroom it is being held in. They are all TBA and I still have to register for...
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I was one of those weirdos who went and saw LOTR on Tuesday night. We bought the tickets and got to the theatre one-and-a-half hours early. We sit down one row from the top. Maybe it was just me or quite possibly the spot we were sitting in was the prime location for the acoustics in the auditorium but every fucking person who opened their...
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I ended up watching Mulholland Dr with my friend, Dave, last night. The only question I now have is "What in the fuck is that movie about?" What was with the littl people coming out of the box also? Talk about fucking fucked up up like a fucking fucked up thing. Sheeeeeit.

PS

Homemade absinthe tastes like rancid smegma (look up the word smegma for...
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So I have seen The Last Samurai two days in a row. It's a good movie but it sucks when there are different groups of friends going to movies on two different days and they both want to see the same movie. I don't think anyone except for myself found it funny when The Samurai Leader Guy died and I said "Oh no, Goose-san has...
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